I dropped my cellular telephone in the lavatory a few nights ago.
After fishing it out (wearing rubber gloves, naturally, as I was not about to flush) I dried it in the sun for a couple of days.
I was told it would never work again, but it does.
To a point.
Odd thing is though, when I switch it on, the screen goes grey and the telephone emits a sound much like voices carried on the wind. I am unable to make out what is being said and it is as if the voices have travelled down the ages, through time itself, perhaps. Like the speakers have long since gone, but their words remain, out in the ether.
I place the phone next to my bed at night and listen to the voices in the dark.
It helps me sleep.
I am not sure why.